Do Right Man

I have a lingering suspicion that Cesc may well be ye ol’ Santa…

In the words of some patriotic ah-soh karaoke-ing on 9th August:

We will get there!!

Lester Burnham on life:

I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me, but it’s hard to stay mad when there’s so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I’m seeing it all at once, and it’s too much; my heart fills up like a balloon that’s about to burst… And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it. And then it flows through me like rain, and I can’t feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life.

You have no idea what I’m talking about, I’m sure. But don’t worry… You will someday.

I FEEL LIKE A KEUH LAPIS!!

LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE.
Name: Jarren
Birth date: 28th March 1990
Current status: very much free willing
Eye colour: Brown
Hair colour: Black
Righty or Lefty: Lefty (woohoo!)
Zodiac Sign: Horse

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LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE.
Your heritage: Chinese, baby
Your fears: Got alot leh. Oh, i can’t tahan looking at people vomiting. I will vomit too.
Your weaknesses: Apparent lack of self control when things get too fun
Your perfect pizza: ONE THAT I HAVE NO HAND IN MAKING ((:

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LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW.
Your thoughts first waking up: SHIT, NO ONE AT HOME. NO BREAKFASTTT
Your bedtime: 12 to 2.
Your most missed memory: When Milo tasted good.

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LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonald’s or Burger King: BK
Single or group dates: Group outings
Adidas or Nike: Nike
Lipton tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino

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LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Smoke: No, but i do like smoked salmon!
Curse: Hee, ain’t no with bruddar.
Take a shower: No i prefer to use them rather than stealing/taking them away.
Have a crush: Yes
Think you’ve been in love: OH YES WITH ALOT OF THINGS
Like(d) school: HELLO CAN YOU SAY VIVA VICTORIA?!?
Want to get married: With all those gahmen’s baby bonus, why not?
Believe in yourself: Most of the time
Think you’re a health-freak: Nope, certainly not.

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LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH.
Drank alcohol: Yes
Gone to the mall: Haha yeah yeah
Been on stage: “The world’s a stage…” =X
Eaten sushi: Eh, can’t remember
Dyed your hair: Yea, it was purple at first, dyed it black to blend in

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LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER?
Played a stripping game: haha jiehao put reuel kong, so yes yes.
Changed who you were to fit in: Heh, yea i had to *sniff* dye my hair just so i could.

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LAYER EIGHT:
Age you’re hoping to be married: wah this is the part where the kueh lapis breaks. er, around 30.

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LAYER NINE: IN A GIRL/GUY.
Best eye colour: Got eyes can liao.
Best hair colour: Black, pls.
Short or long hair: Depends where this hair grows…

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LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING.
1 minute ago: Blogsurfing
1 hour ago: Sleeping
4.5 hours ago: Attempted to pack my stuff for Taiwan but fell asleep
1 month ago: Taking my O levels
1 year ago:Don’t really remember. :/

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LAYER ELEVEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE.
I love: the feeling that things are gonna work out in the end
I feel: that arsene wenger should buy ribery and sell aliadiere
I hate: the thought that i have to do chinese again next year. WO BU YAO.
I hide: my scalp, right under this layer of natural fibres we call hair.
I miss: targets
I need: Cross-hair to help me aim

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LAYER TWELVE: TAG 5 PEOPLE.
Lets go totally random.
1. Miranda Priestly from Devil wear Prada
2. Cesc Fabregas from the greatest club in the world
3. Christiano Ronaldo from the Embracement-Of-Gays-In-Diving movement
4. Drogba from the Canine branch of C.R’s association and…
5. The ar-neh who started youtube.

sighh.

Anyone who has read Freako should be all too familiar with this word – Incentive.

Truly, when first prompted to switch to wordpress wayyy back by christopher, I just didn’t see any reason why I should change to wordpess from Blogger- I still haven’t, mind you.

As such, this little website shall serve not as a blog, but as an outlet for my addictions and shortlived crazes.

So expect loads of photos, mad swoonings and reviews (biased nonetheless). Thanks for living through my very small introduction, my similarly very small audience.